everything’s so small…

When I looked in the mirror today I thought the dark circles around my eyes looked like someone grease penciled my binoculars. Not that I have binoculars, just 2 consecutive sleepless nights. As I patted the dark shadows under my eyes with concealer I thought about the Christmas my mother gave my stepfather new binoculars. My mother wanted to purchase him good binoculars, so once the gift was opened she was quick to try them out. After peering through the apparatus my mother let out an irritated, exaggerated sigh and said, “well, these don’t work, they make everything really small!”

Hitting the tarmac early,



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