I didn’t feel fat the day before Thanksgiving, but I feel fat today. My mother told me that you have to walk 3.5 miles to burn enough calories to get rid of a helping of mashed potatoes, which leads me to wonder how much further I’d have to go to get rid of the marshmellowy sweet potatoes. If my mother is correct I will have to walk to a neighboring state just to burn off Thanksgiving dinner.
What happened to eating whatever you want and not having to think about it. Those were the days, the 40’s suck.