I considered using the bathroom before I left work but home was a short drive. After pulling out of the lot at work I remembered that I promised my daughter that I would make taco’s for supper and that meant a trip to the grocery store.
Once in the store it was naturally about 40 degrees, being cold and having to pee is especially unpleasant but I persevered. I even returned my cart to the cart collection spot in the parking lot then scuttled to my car.
After parking in the driveway I elected to leave the bags until I used the bathroom so when I came into the house I called for my son and dispatched him to the car as I headed for the bathroom.
Relief at last but as a reached for the toilet paper I noted a face and message on the empty roll that said, “you’re screwed!”