I pirated this post content from the Woo Woo Teacup Journal. It’s a website called Generatus and it creates content for social networks like Twitter and Facebook. Some of these were so funny that I couldn’t resist posting them.
Jody said no to drugs but they didn’t listen.
Jody isn’t perfect but she’s so close she scares herself.
Jody is wondering: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Jody is letting the wookie win.
Jody is the new black.
Jody is so clever that sometimes she doesn’t understand a single word of what she is saying.
Jody is being dealt a blushing crow.
Jody wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Jody is a dwarf-tossing champion.
Jody didn’t retire, she surrendered!
Jody started out with nothing and she still has most of it left
Jody is so poor that every time the wind blows her address changes.
Jody is writing with a goose quill dipped in venom.
Jody loves everyone and baby you’re next.
Lexx is hypocritical; she thinks that hippopotamuses are ugly.