The Arby’s Erection

I have long held that the Arby’s logo isn’t a hat but a profile of a short penis. Naturally, my family squealed and screamed…you’re sooo gross! Over the line, over the line, as my daughter often scolds.  I wasn’t trying to be disgusting but a penis profile  is a penis profile…its not a hat.

Then Arby’s advertising shifted to a group of construction workers watching beautiful women… unmoved. When the Arby’s bag shows up …up pops the “hat” or what I refer to as the Arby’s erection.

Tonight I caught another Arby’s commercial… this time it was a man in bed with candles lit and a woman in an Arby’s uniform walks into the room with a tray of food… “boing” goes the Arby’s ‘hat” on top of the man’s head. 

Arby’s has on more than one occasion gone the extra mile to associate their logo with an erection, so I am once again asserting that I am not being lewd by calling a penis a penis.

Since its primarily men in their commercials who end up with the Arby’s erection why don’t they quit pretending the logo is a hat and simply place it in the anatomically correct location?

Umm, I’d say I’m thinking Arby’s but…