Monthly Archives: November 2008

Generatus: For the Imaginatively Challenged

I pirated this post content from the Woo Woo Teacup Journal. It’s a website called Generatus and it creates content for social networks like Twitter and Facebook. Some of these were so funny that I couldn’t resist posting them.

Jody said no to drugs but they didn’t listen.

Jody isn’t perfect but she’s so close she scares herself.

Jody is wondering: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Jody is letting the wookie win.

Jody is the new black.

Jody is so clever that sometimes she doesn’t understand a single word of what she is saying.

Jody is being dealt a blushing crow.

Jody wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Jody is a dwarf-tossing champion.

Jody didn’t retire, she surrendered!

Jody started out with nothing and she still has most of it left

Jody is so poor that every time the wind blows her address changes.

Jody is writing with a goose quill dipped in venom.

Jody loves everyone and baby you’re next.

Lexx is hypocritical; she thinks that hippopotamuses are ugly.

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Digging for Clams on Black Friday

I admit that going into Thanksgiving I was behind schedule. I planned on getting a bit of shopping in on Wednesday but ended up spending the afternoon helping my son get his car started. This meant that I would have to risk life and limb by making a trip to the store on Black Friday.

I decided to go the Wal-Mart so I could get everything done in one trip. Suffice it to say that the store was busy but it wasn’t overwhelming, I buzzed from pet supplies to the dairy case with ease and even found a check out lane that held the promise of a relatively short wait.

My satisfaction with how smoothly my shopping trip was going was squelched when the man in front of me began scratching his backside in a way that could be characterized as digging for clams

My insides did ill little flips so I turned my back to him and tried to distract myself by repeating the word “peppermint”.  When I was certain he had adequate time to completed his mission I turned back to the front of the line. As it would turn out, I turned just in time to catch him scratching and adjusting his… um, oysters. As his itching and adjusting dwindled, he became cognoscente of my presence behind him and he turned around as though I had just arrived, he raised his eyebrows and smiled at me.

In an effort to be polite, I returned a very small smile all the while desiring nothing more than a very hot shower and  a scrub brush sturdy enough to remove my first layer of skin:)

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Twitter Grade

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Our Dirt: A Harvest Story

In the spring my boys and I tilled a quarter of the back yard, erected a small greenhouse and planted our largest  organic heirloom vegetable garden ever. 

I had several objectives in committing myself to this project, first a character in my book is a seed saver and grows rare heirloom vegetables and I wanted first hand experience. Second, as I researched seed saving I supported what these individuals were trying to accomplish…the preservation of diversity among species. Heirloom seeds evolve and reproduce at the end of their growing season whereas patented hybrid seeds do not.  Finally, I believe in living close to earth. What I mean by that is the least amount of processing…as nature provides. No hormones in milk, antibiotic free meats and cage free eggs.

This began with my youngest child who had allergic reactions to additives and preservatives, it also related to lobby work I did and coming to understand the FDA approval process. I appreciate ethics in food production because I value all life, on the flip side…cage free eggs have been shown to contain less cholesterol. As the concentration of agriculture changed the landscape of the traditional American farm from grazing cattle and roaming chickens, the vocabulary of Americans grew to increase the use of words like cholesterol, heart disease, antibiotic resistance, e-coli and salmonella,  byproducts of industrial scale farming.

At an Agricultural Round-Table meeting hosted several years ago by the University of Minnesota the presenting professor noted that at least one-fourth of all cancers come from the foods we eat. While many experts consider this estimate to be low that shred of information struck a cord with me. Uncle Roger died of cancer, Uncle Pinky died of cancer, Auntie Dee died of cancer, Uncle Denny died of cancer…as the list of cancer deaths grew I had to ask myself; if we changed our habits and became more sophisticated consumers who might still be here?

While our maiden voyage as gardeners produced varied results I appreciated my family members understanding first hand the labor involved in growing and harvesting food.

Last week I prepared some of our organic German Butterball potatoes with a roast. To my surprise my daughter winced and said, “oh, gross!”

“What?” I asked.

“Well, they came out of the dirt,” she replied.

“All potatoes come from dirt,” I said.

“I KNOW THAT… but these came from our of OUR dirt!”

Perhaps she thinks a farmers dirt is more sanitary than our dirt…

This year, in the absence of a heated greenhouse, I will begin seedlings earlier under florescent lights indoors to facilitate a longer growing season. I’ll use taller poles for the pole beans and I won’t plant them near the sunflowers, lest they improvise and once again climb the flower stalks. I’ve composted oak leaves which at some point will prevent me from having to haul in soil.  I won’t plant corn, I will plant Amish Snap Peas, organic potatoes, a variety of onions, and more salad greens. This year I will plant Nasturtiums for their edible flowers and I’ll go back to making salad dressings because the freshness is incomparable. Herbs I planted in pots so I could use them year around except I’ll add a broader variety of Basil’s to the mix this year and yes… we will once again grow food in our dirt:)

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Remembering Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger February 2003, Warkwick Castle

Uncle Roger February 2003, Warwick Castle

In 2003 I traveled to England to celebrate my cousin Elaine’s 40th birthday. My Uncle Roger arrived for the same occasion and I had the good fortune of spending a considerable amount of time with, not only my cousin but also with my father’s brother. Since December marks the anniversary of Roger’s passing I am posting photos from that particular trip as a tribute to his life.

Warkwick Castle, Warkwick England

Warwick Castle, Warwick England

London's Millennium Footbrige, known by Londoners as the Wobbly Bridge,

London Millennium Footbridge

 

 

My Uncle Roger spent his adult life living in England on the Isle of Wight. In his later years Roger moved back to his boyhood home, several years later he was diagnosed with cancer. At his funeral my cousin and I discussed Roger relocating away from his closet friends in England and his choice to be laid to rest where he grew up. This conversation was the inspiration for the following passage which I adapted and immortalized to fiction.

“Perhaps it is true to say that we are indigenous to the land we are born. I am of Minnesota’s earth, and though I have grown and left my father’s home excited to embrace adventure and newness, it is in age that the familiar draws me. Summoned by her terrain, her familiar scent color and shape,  sky to star, earth to tree, mother to child. Her voice carried on the wind, her voice calling me home.”
Excerpt-The Eyes to See Grace

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Crock Pot Recipe Index

For those rushing in and out of the house here is a Crockpot Recipe Index

Just click on the recipe to get the instructions

Crock Pot Cooking Index


Crock Pot – Beef

 

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Pork

 

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Poultry

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Fish & Seafood

Slow Cooker Seafood Chowder

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Soup, Stew & Chili

 

Crock Pot – Barbeque

 

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Side Dishes

 

 

 

 

Crock Pot – Dessert

 

 

 

 

 

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My Favorite Choux’s :)

Basic Pate a Choux recipe

A variety of cooking instructions compliments of the Food Network and YouTube

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Blog Readability Level

My good friend Ms. Woo Woo Teacup has continued her sweep of posting interesting websites that analyse blogs. Today’s post was a blog readability test which asks the question, “what level of education is required to understand your blog?”  Lost Marbles & A Novel Spot earned the following reading level badge:

blog readability test

I author a 3rd blog which earned the same reading level badge and am a contributing author on a 4th blog which came in at college level-post graduate.

I wonder how it arrives upon its conclusions…

TV Reviews

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Thanksgiving Turkey, Scooter Libby Receives Presidential Pardon

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

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Like There’s No Tomorrow

With the upcoming holiday seasaon I’ve decided to reprint this post from December 2007: 

Last Christmas my daughter traveled an hour and a half to spend Christmas with her father and his family. Shortly after she arrived at her grandmother’s house her father left to attend a Christmas party. My daughter was angry, she had arranged to spend time with him but he had not arranged to spend time with her. Two months later her father died, he was 45. The Christmas they spent…or didn’t spend together was the last one they’d ever have.

Every event since his death has been a milestone, her first Easter without her dad, her first birthday without her dad and her first Christmas. Of course I realize that her father would have planned differently had he known but I suppose that is the point, we simply don’t.

Live like there’s no tomorrow:)

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